How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."
Whats the twin towers favorite minecraft biome? A plains biome
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
Why is the tower of pisa leaning? Because it has better reflexes than the twin towers
A mother and son were in the backyard and the son finished building a shed. The mother says "You're the best husband ever"
