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How many screws does it take to construct a lesbians bed? None, it's all tongue and groove...
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, But bigger ones need a crane.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home there were signs everywhere
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
3 construction workers where sitting on the bridge that they where building having their lunch break. The first guy says “If I get a vegimite sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge.” The second guys says “If get a peanut butter sandwich again I am going to jump off this bridge”. The third guy says if I get another strawberry jam sandwich then I am going to jump off this bridge.” The next day the first guy gets a vegimite sandwich, the second guy gets a peanut butter sandwich and the third guy gets a strawberry jam sandwich. All 3 guys jump of the bridge and die. The next day at their funerals the first wife says “If he just told me I would have given him a different sandwich.” The second guys wife says “It is all my fault. If only I knew.” The third wife says “I don’t get it, he makes his own lunch.”
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things then she told me to go live in it
whats harder than steel? Joe bidden at a playground
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties? Because every manhole needs a cover
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
