Bellybutton jokes
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Little Johnny once was at a camp and asked his teacher if he could sleep with her because he was homesick, so the teacher said yes. A few seconds later, Little Johnny asked if he could run his finger in her bellybutton, and she said yes.
A few seconds later, she moaned and felt so good, but it was not his finger putting it down her bellybutton; it was his dick and her penis.
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
There is an Afghan Barbie; it鈥檚 a blow-up doll.