I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your looks, or lack thereof. Basically, it says your mom was so disappointed when she saw you 'cause you didn't meet her high expectations of a good-looking kid. It's a burn, see? You're as thick as a brick!