She jokes

Mama

Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.

Love

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.

Memes

Face

when Queen Elizabeth does her evil face when she hates someone : be like :'/

The image shows a two-panel comparison. On the left, Queen Elizabeth has a visible frown. On the right, a picture of Kate Middleton with a neutral expression. There is no text on the image.

Ball

Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

TikTok

Why is Sally on TikTok?

Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.

Horse

So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"

Get it? "Horse-ing."

Dad

Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?

Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣

Sis

Brendon, just shut up, no one was talking to you on the fucking joke! And my sis is not a female dog. If she was, then how the hell would she spell!

Justin Bieber

If Selena Gomez wasn't really single after Justin Bieber dumped her, I would wait for her to come by my house, take her fine ass in my room, close my door, and give her some sex medicine until she masturbates.

Wife

I said to my wife that she's so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it never came back.

Ball

A big hefty porker left his balls exposed and said,

"Misses!! Come here and step upon mine balls, please!!! I pay top dollar for this extreme delight!"

She pippity popped his balls like there was no tomorrow.

And he said "yuh yuh ay ay crush these nuts nuts!"

Mama

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.

Man

A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"

She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."

The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"