Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
She Jokes
Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
My gf told me she was pregnant. So I punched her in the stomach.
She asked me "Why the hell did you do that?!?!?" "I wanted to let you know I'm pro abortion."
Yo mama so old, she witnessed Noah building the ark.
Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.
She's so ugly, she has to sneak up on a mirror.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
Yo mama is so stupid, when she took a trip to Disneyland and a sign on the highway said “Disney left,” she went home.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
Yo mama is so fat she turned the mermaids to fishes.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on an AirPod Pro, she turned it into an iPad!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
