Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

How did helen kellers parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

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why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Why couldn’t anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens?

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

Why doesn’t Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it’s first hair cut!

What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?