Helen Keller jokes
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.