How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Why are Helen Keller’s hands crippled? From reading stop signs going 50 miles an hour.

How do You punish helen keller.

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

How do you punish Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard? Neither did she

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was “Raraaaughhaugh”.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

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Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…