Helen Keller jokes
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.