Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Hellen keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How did helen kellers parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands? Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Redundant.
Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a table. And chairs.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!