How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Why are Helen Keller’s hands crippled? From reading stop signs going 50 miles an hour.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away, you’d run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj

Helen Keller fell down a well she screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands

What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room? Unnecassary.

Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? You would too if your name was “Raraaaughhaugh”.

How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How’d she burn the other side? They called back

Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?

Well neither did she!!!

Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.

How do you punish Hellen Keller? you stick a toilet plunger in the toilet

Why cant Helen Keller have kids? It went up to far

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.

Helen Keller walked into a bar. And a chair. And a table. And a wall.

Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman… no other reasons besides that.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door…

Heard the Helen Keller single?

It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Because she’s a woman.

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