Helen Keller jokes
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.