Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she
What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole.
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Did you hear the joke about helen keller? neither did she. Did you see that one coming? neither did she.
(shes blind and deaf)
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.