Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Parent

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture.

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  • One

    Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.

    (She's blind and deaf)

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  • Hand

    Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?

    Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.

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  • Blind

    Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?

    Her boyfriend was blind too.

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  • Hand

    Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

    A: So she can moan with the other.

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  • Mom

    How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

    Food

    Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?

    She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.

    Child

    Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!

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  • Furniture

    How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

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  • Basketball

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

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  • Parent

    How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."

    Pants

    Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?

    So you could read her lips.

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