What did Hellen Keller do when she fell in a hole?
She screamed until her hands got tired.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem?Oh say can you see
How do You punish helen keller.
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
why was Helen kellers belly button bruised? her boyfriend was blind too.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
How did Hellen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball as told her to “read this book”.
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why did Hellen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black
