Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest…
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off
Why couldn’t Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
why did cinderella get kicked out of disney land because she sat on Pinocchios face and said lie bastatd lie
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’”
Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing.
What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing?
How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells!
How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone.
What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball.
What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball she gaged
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, I gagged
What did cinderella leave at the ball
What do you call an ugly, grey thing
Why is cindrella white … Because she is superior