Cinderella jokes
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
What does Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass slippers.
What did Cinderella wear to the beach?
Glass flippers.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
If the shoe fits perfectly, why did it fall off?
What did Cinderella leave at the ball?
Her virginity.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Why is Cinderella white?
Because she is superior.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Me: I call my girl Cinderella.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because she loves balls.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?
She gagged and took it like a champ.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
"Want to see if it fits?"
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.