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I used to be a banker but I lost interest…

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? – Because she always ran away from the ball.

if the shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

Why couldn’t Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

What do you call an ugly, grey thing

Cinderelephant

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

She gagged.

Why is cindrella white … Because she is superior