Hello Kitty jokes

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.

Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."

Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly that when Hello Kitty saw her, she said, "Goodbye!"

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say bye!

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Two lesbians adopted a cat. That night, the cat ran away. Why?

Because it heard one say, "I'm gonna eat that pussy."

God creating cats.

GOD: Make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of.

ANGEL: Ok.......................................anything else?

GOD: YES, PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!

One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.

Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.

A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"

The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.

The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"

"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."