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Heroin Monkey

The image is a four-panel meme. The first panel shows a blue transparent human skull and the text says "Calling everyone either 'he' or 'she'". The second panel shows a transparent blue human head with a bright spot in the brain and the text says "Calling everyone by their preferred gender pronouns". The third panel shows a red silhouette of a man with a raised fist and the Soviet Union flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone 'comrade'". The last panel shows a blue-toned superhero with an Australian flag in the background and the text says "Calling everyone a cunt."

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Sbeebs141

Achievement get!

The image has the text "How Did We Get Here? Have every effect applied at the same time" at the top. Below this is a list of traits, social stances, and group affiliations of a person named Foxle. Some of these are mutually exclusive, e.g., "Born male, raised female". Some of the entries are "Vegan", "Trans pride", "BLM", "ACAB", "Feminist", "LGBTQIA+", "Hates men", "Stop AAPI Hate", "Bipolar", "Gamer", "#KillAllMen", "#CancelGyms", "#Depressed", "#JusticeForAmberHeard" and "ANTIFA Supersoldier".

MysteryGirl

😮‍💨 KAREN

The image shows a woman with wide eyes and a slightly disturbing smile. The text reads: "It took you 15 minutes to get home. Google Maps said it takes 12. Who is she?"

God Pt.2

A still from a scene in the Disney movie "Beauty and the Beast" showing Belle looking at the Beast. Text on top of the image reads: "FACT: Belle did NOT know the beast could turn into a human, she was fully prepared to bang him as is."

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

Cahyani Ambara

Me verses my mother

The image is a side-by-side comparison. On the left, there's a depiction of a fiery figure with an angry face, labeled 'My mom when I break something.' On the right, there's a smiling green figure with floral details, labeled 'My mom when she breaks something.'

Iambob

When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"

A screenshot of a chat with the text "love you" and the response "ily", followed by a sad-looking boy.

Cocel 😮💨

The image is a side-by-side comparison. The left side says, "The copy the teacher has" and shows a clear, well-lit picture of Shrek smiling. The right side says, "The one she gives you" and shows a very dark, distorted, almost unrecognizable version of Shrek's face.

Heroin Monkey

A bedroom with a purple pillow and a pink sheet. A puddle of fluid is visible on the sheet, and a black vibrator is next to it. The text says: "I wonder what song she was singing that made her cry so much."

DaRey1Cray

A close-up of Megamind's face, colored blue with the text: "SHE SAID HER FAVORITE COLOR WAS BLUE SO I BLUE HER UP (ARAB RIZZ)"

CatLettuce

The image is split into two sections. The left side shows a fiery character with a furious face and hands as if they are ready to attack. The text above says: "My mom when I break something". The right side of the image shows a calm and smiling character, composed of green flora. The text above says: "My mom when she breaks something".

blach66

The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.

MEME LORD

A woman wearing a hijab sits on a train. In front of her is a shopping bag with the words "Bringing home the BACON" printed on it. Above the image the text says, "I don't think she is".

Daddy dick

Girls be like

A woman with wide eyes and a big smile is overlaid with white text that reads: "IT TOOK YOU 15 MINUTES TO GET HOME. GOOGLE MAPS SAID IT TAKES 12. WHO IS SHE?"

blach66

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

Anonymous

A man is sitting on a contraption with wheels. The woman in the red suit is attached to it. Another woman with a black leather outfit and a mask is pulling the contraption with a rope. Text on the image says "Jake asking Madi if she wants to "take a relaxing drive"."

DaRey1Cray

A video still shows a young man and a young woman, with the text "In 2024 Now We're..." above them and the numbers 22 and 15 below. The right part shows the YouTube comment section with a comment saying "She was better at 12", followed by comments referencing Drake.

Manga fan

Meme:

A chat between two people where the first person says, "Dude, I got a girl!" and the second replies, "Me too bro!!" The first one asks "Where is she from?" The first says, "She's from another nation". The second one asks "Which nation". The first one answers: "My imagiNATION". Then the second person says "My gf lives by the sea." Then the first person asks "Which sea?" Finally the second person responds: "My fantaSEA". Under the chat are two anime characters looking sad.

✨Jassy✨

Like wtf

A cartoon of Princess Sofia wearing a long purple dress with a text overlay saying "This bitch got a wardrobe bigger than my house and she wears the same ass dress everyday" with a skull emoji at the end.

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