Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Sally was on a swing, right? And instead of just falling off like a normal person, she got shot. Like, with a gun. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda dark. You probably thought she just slipped or something, but nope, violence! You wouldn't get it. You think a 'birdie' is when you find a feather. Duh!
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CHARLIE
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=D*
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im gunna try and move like asap though
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i might in the middle of the year..
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I will prolly have to wait till the school year ends
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roman almost called the police on my dad though
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yeah :/
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He was like "Give me your name and address and ill call your local police" nd I said "no let me do it"
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ima give him my login info so he can clear nofo's for me
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or i can see if gus is able to
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cause gus already has my login info
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V-rahs dad knows Vrah is dating sky
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nd vrahs mom wants me nd her to be watched she thinks I'm a bad influence
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not raelly
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nd he hates brngin me home
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so i can try to stay the night at her house though
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died*
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my legs r sore
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nd it hurt
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Dotn
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i cant be here no mo
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i want to move back with my mom like asap my dad just wont stop
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but idek if illl be allowed to
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If i go soon
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so idk if wed be able to see each other..
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idek if my brother takes his chreombook I wont have any electronic for a long while
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nd idek if he is gonna move though
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dause if i go there he has to come here
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ifeel bad..
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y?
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I mean
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i could buy a chreombook
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is V on>
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?
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I asked if she was..?
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i have a feeling gwen might tel my dad im w/ vrah instead of her or was with
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cause V droppped gwen for me
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