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Sally's Unfortunate Swing Incident

    • Why did Sally fall off the swing?

    Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

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    • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Sally was on a swing, right? And instead of just falling off like a normal person, she got shot. Like, with a gun. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda dark. You probably thought she just slipped or something, but nope, violence! You wouldn't get it. You think a 'birdie' is when you find a feather. Duh!

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    • i almost wore a weed comapny hoodei to school

    I almost ended my life last niggth =d

    im gunna try and move like asap though

    i might in the middle of the year..

    noooo then i wont see you and i don't want a long distant relationship

    Better than being with my dad

    I will prolly have to wait till the school year ends

    roman almost called the police on my dad though

    He was like "Give me your name and address and ill call your local police" nd I said "no let me do it"

    ima give him my login info so he can clear nofo's for me

    or i can see if gus is able to

    cause gus already has my login info

    Can u nd sky meet me at my locker for lunch?

    my dad said i can hang out with my friends two days this week cause he's in florida

    V-rahs dad knows Vrah is dating sky

    nd vrahs mom wants me nd her to be watched she thinks I'm a bad influence

    nd he hates brngin me home

    so i can try to stay the night at her house though

    Ok we need to all talk and get this figured out

    Are you a cup cake cause I want to eat your frosting

    Are you a horse because they are idk but I love you

    i can ride you like youd ride a horse

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    Sorry I had to go help bringing groceries in the house

    it hurt like hell all day anywas

    i want to move back with my mom like asap my dad just wont stop

    but idek if illl be allowed to

    We will stay together and when we can we will see each other

    Id only be atmy dads every other weekend

    so idk if wed be able to see each other..

    r u sure we will stay tg?

    idek if my brother takes his chreombook I wont have any electronic for a long while

    Ima talk to him nd try to get him to leave it

    nd idek if he is gonna move though

    dause if i go there he has to come here

    It would not take to long at all

    but i also suck at saving money

    but i cant with my dad no mo

    i need to figure out if i can hang out with V this week

    i have a feeling gwen might tel my dad im w/ vrah instead of her or was with

    cause V droppped gwen for me

    ehh if she dose ima get out of it

    WADE IS PISSING ME TF OFF

    Thick Jellyfish

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