Sally's Unfortunate Swing Incident

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she got shot. Dumb bitch!

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, Sally was on a swing, right? And instead of just falling off like a normal person, she got shot. Like, with a gun. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda dark. You probably thought she just slipped or something, but nope, violence! You wouldn't get it. You think a 'birdie' is when you find a feather. Duh!

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It would not take to long at all

but i also suck at saving money

but i cant with my dad no mo

i need to figure out if i can hang out with V this week

i have a feeling gwen might tel my dad im w/ vrah instead of her or was with

cause V droppped gwen for me

ehh if she dose ima get out of it