She jokes

I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows her meats.

She won a trophy. We blindfolded her, then my sister said, "Yeah, I was blindfolded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guess which flavor of the meat it was."

The Trophy said Best Blowjobs. As a brother, I couldn't be prouder.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Yo momma so dumb, the doctor wanted to give her a blood transfusion but she said no because she thought it would turn her trans.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo mama so ugly, she had to ask Satan to help her give birth!

Yo mama so stupid that when the mirror cracked, she tried to order another one.

What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?

Oooooooooh girl, you lion!

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....