She jokes

How did Sally get a free trip to Hawaii? She washed up on shore.

A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."

This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."

Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.

Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

Saw that shit on Roblox.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly club, they said, "Sorry, professionals only!"

Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.

Your mom's like a candy machine; she pops out for anybody.

Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!

Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!

Mom: Son, where are my condoms?

Son: What are condoms?

Dad: She puts it on me and the sandwich.

Son: Wait, why did my girlfriend come over and take one?

Dad: Um, I don't know, but go to bed.

Son: But it's 2:46pm in the afternoon, bruh.

Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.

Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.

Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....

Yo mama is so ugly, she scared the sh*t out of the toilet.

An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.

(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")

Your mama's so fat, when she went to the baseball tournament, she knocked everyone out of the park.

Yo momma's so fat that she got married to diabetes!

I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.

Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.