Goat

One day there were 3 people a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born that is why she was named rose. Then the second child walked up and yelled ahhhhhh and the mom said shutup billy goat.

What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid

What's the difference between a midget and a tall person only one of them can ride the rides.

What do you call a mammal the has no hair? Cancer