Science jokes
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Uranus is blue.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"