Science jokes

What do you call grass that grows in space?

Astro-turf.

When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.

2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.

Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?

The turtle, because it can walk.

My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.

Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"

Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?

Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?

Person 1: For dancing.

Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Uranus is blue.

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!

Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.