Science jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I was boiling some water and said, "Water, you will be mist!"
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
Zachary Disease Joke 🤣🤣🤣
https://youtu.be/xtmB7mZDYAs
What do you get when you throw a pebble into the ocean?
A wet pebble.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Think like a proton--stay positive!
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
His favorite drink was his dribble.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I got an F in science. F stands for Fantastic!
🚘 What is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon.
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."