Broken Pencil

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smarty-pants! This "joke" is for dummies like you. A broken pencil isn't sharp, so it can't do anything impressive, like break the laws of physics. Get it now, Einstein?

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