What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
i like turtles
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
What pictures did turtles take? Shell-fies!
What do turtles 🐢 use to communicate?
A shellphone!
what do lesbains and turtles have in common they both choke on plastic
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders Turtle soup . The waiter hollers “One Turtle Soup”. A moment later the guy calls the waiter over and says, I’ve changed my mind , I would like Pea Soup The waiter hollers “ Hold The Turtle and Make It Pea “
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs they're screwed.
