What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? -- They both want to get there before the hare does.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell Shocked
What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?
He went to the Shell station.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
Why was the turtle š¢ looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
Where do you find a turtle with no legs?
Right where you left it.
i like turtles
what do lesbains and turtles have in common they both choke on plastic
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said "I dont know it all happed to fast"!
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Whatās the hardest part about being friends with a turtle??
Getting them to come out of their shell.
A turtle is crossing the road when heās mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, āI donāt know. It all happened so fast.ā
What do turtles š¢ use to communicate?
A shellphone!
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
What pictures did turtles take? Shell-fies!
What do you call a stupid turtle?- retorted
A turtle was walking down the street when suddenly a snail came and robbed him. When the police came he asked what happened, the turtle responded '' I don't know, it all happened so fast''.
