Hawking vs. Turtle

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This one's about Stephen Hawking, who was a smart dude but not known for his speed. A turtle, on the other hand, is slow but steady. The joke is that even though Hawking was a genius, he couldn't walk, so the turtle would win the race. It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda mean, like you telling me I need to lay off the honey.