Science jokes
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
Memes
proved em all wrong..
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.