Science jokes
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
Stephen Hawking's death was completely accidental.
He pressed "shut down" instead of "sleep".
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
I'm not saying you're inbred. I'm just saying you're a textbook example of why consanguineous marriage might not be the best idea.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why is Earth flat?
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
Man, Uranus is so big!
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
When Stephen Hawking is ill 🤮, do you take him to Curry's PC World or the doctors? 😂😂😂😂
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.