Science jokes
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.