How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Science Jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What is mad cow disease?
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
What do you call grass that grows in space?
Astro-turf.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
