Science jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?