Science jokes

NASA equals nugget and sh*t, amateur.

Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?

To sing.

Earlier that day...

Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.

Mission on space.

Mars: Moon? You okay?

Moon:...

Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!

*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*

His wife shut off the internet.

The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.

You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Why did Steven Hawking die?

A quad rasher ran him over.

I don't trust atoms.

They make up everything.

He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

My will to live.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.