Science jokes
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
His wife shut off the internet.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Why didn't Steven Hawkins get into fights?
'Cause he couldn't stand up for himself.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking go on to Britain's Got Talent?
To sing.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
......
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Your hairline is so big, not even a black hole can eat it!