People: the titanic is unsinkable! Iceberg: challenge accepted.
*titanic was sinking* Passenger: hey captain how far way are we Captain: two miles Passenger: which way are we going? Captain: down
Titanic: ight I need a place to CRASH tonight
Yo Mamas so fat, she even studied for the corona test.
Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
What do you call grass that grows in space?
What did the evil chicken lay?
Is it just me or is the main heading image for this page an image of two dead people on the cement?? Hmmmmm thats a bit susssssssssssssssssssssssss
Like this post if you think Ukraine has what it takes to stop Russia!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
Why did Mozart hate all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”
Never break someone’s heart. They only have one. Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh don't worry, mine too!!
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.