Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearimg them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way it made the funeral a bit awkward.
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
Woman one: I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell! Woman two: Did that work? Woman one: Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house.
My sister's bf is mad at me cuz I fucked his girl
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
So I’m not sure if it’s a joke but I thought it was funny. So imagine u try to die by shooting yourself but you sneeze and pull the trigger... idk about you but I would’ve been mad. Because wtf I wasn’t readyyyy
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun jack got mad kicked jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
why was the twin tower mad cus when they spawned in a minecraft world all they got was plains
Whenever you're mad just punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
if you ever get mad at a person that cramppled their leg. don't forget that they can hide but they cant run.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
