Madness jokes
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.
Yo mama's ass is mad crusty!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
My girl got mad at me last night for saying to my mom that she had a dildo ready at all times and is always hard, so my mom wanted to see. So I whipped out my penis and my mom said it’s bigger than your dad’s!
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
"You did great!"
"Come here and get your prize, a shiny quarter!"
"Nah, that's okay."
"Here's the quarterback."
"You don't want the quarter?"
"No! Quarterback!"
"Huh?"
(Crashes) (screams)
"Yo, sorry 'bout that."
"You think he's gonna be mad?"
"Who? Baldi?"
"Nah, he doesn't have a HAIR in the world!"
(Annoying Orange laughs) (Baldi groans)
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”
“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
Why is the U.S. so mad about the Twin Towers? It was an accident. The pilots were new.