My wife walked in on me cheating on her and said, "How could you cheat on me?!" I said, "She was lying naked on the table what I was supposed to do?" and my wife responded with, "Perform the autopsy."
The Autopsy Excuse
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Alright listen up, dummy. The dude's wife caught him cheating. He tries to play it off like he was gonna do an autopsy on the naked woman. But here's the kicker: regular people don't just do autopsies, ya dingus. You need some smarts and a medical degree to do that. Plus, why would you do an autopsy on someone who's just lying there? They ain't necessarily dead, are they? This joke just shows how dumb the dude is.