Walkie-talkie jokes

What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?

A dead person does not walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.

What do you do when you get locked outside your house? You talk to the lock, because communication is key.