Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?
Swimming trunks.
Papyrus: Nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude!
Sans: I guess now it says pool dude ;)
Papyrus: SSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS!
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Pool testing 123.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
