Pool Jokes

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool

I got caught peeing in the pool

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."

"Why not?"

"He keeps peeing in the pool."

"Well, all kids pee in the pool."

"Not from the diving board!"

Q: what do you call a nun in a pool b A: a bath bomb

pool yesting 123

A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. -- I gave him a glass of water.

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?

LOOK, MA! I PEED IN THE POOL!!!

What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?

Swimming trunks.

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine

Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.