Pool Jokes

Sea

Anonymous

why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Stephanie

in Old

What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo

Daniel King

in Fruit

Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon πŸ‰.

Anonymous

My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool

Pee

Anonymous

I got caught peeing in the pool

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in

Harding

Anonymous

Why do pirates say argh my hardees?

Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.

Nun

Anonymous

Q: what do you call a nun in a pool b A: a bath bomb

Fish

pool yesting 123

Your dad

A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.

Glass

Anonymous

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. -- I gave him a glass of water.

Titanic

Anonymous

Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full

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Laoise

in Titanic

Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?

Daniel King

in Tree

What did the tree wear to the pool party πŸ₯³?

Swimming trunks.

UndertaleGamer4543

in Papyrus

Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS

oliviab

in Puns

What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine

Wait

Anonymous

Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?

Callum

Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle it’s balls

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Isaiah Kellar

What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.

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