why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Why did the cantaloupe ๐ jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon ๐.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators, One night he has a party and says,"whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says,"wow I can't believe you did it! So whats your prize?" the guy says,"I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the B@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"
Q:How do you make a pool table laugh A:Tickle itโs balls
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep
Papyrus:nyhe heh heh! I got a swim suit! And it even says cool dude! Sans:I guess now it says pool dude ;) Papyrus:SSSSSAAAAANNNNSSSS
What did the tree wear to the pool party ๐ฅณ?
Swimming trunks.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant ๐๐๐ pool
Do you want to go to the pool? Yes? Well water you waiting for?
pool yesting 123
What do stomata use to fill their pools? Chlor-ine
