why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full
Why did the cantaloupe ๐ jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon ๐.
What pool never runs dry? The one on the Titanic.
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin
What is a dry swimmer๐โโ๏ธ?
Not in the water๐...
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
I got caught peeing in the pool
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dived to save it, he said he always dives for pens.
I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Why do pirates say argh my hardees?
Because thats how you tell when they have the hards.
What is yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of kids.
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
My asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant ๐๐๐ pool
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time youโre inside them.
