Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo
Cutting-edge Technology
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: 'You might want to sit down for this.'
Q: What was the orphans first phone? A: The iPhone X because it had no home button
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are through the roof!
surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that they're arms don't get tired..
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it...we're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet it is a shame he could not create a longer lasting battery.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, cause they don’t need a home button
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
1979: i bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future" 2019: the flying cars future
Attended my bosses funeral to pay my respect, on my way out I leant over his casket and whispered lightly.....'Well look whos thinking Outside the box now'.....
Who discovered shrimp were edible? Proble the same one who invented the blowjob. *-*
