Innovation jokes
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Attended my boss's funeral to pay my respects. On my way out, I leaned over his casket and whispered lightly, "Well, look who's thinking outside the box now."
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
What do you call a piece of tech that acts emo?
Cutting-edge Technology.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla