Innovation jokes
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
"We've invented the spade!"
"Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.