Innovation

Innovation Jokes

Computer

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Chair

    When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."

    Orphan

    Q: What was the orphan's first phone?

    A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.

    Tesla

    New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.

    Landmine

    I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.

    Prophets are through the roof!

    Wheelchair

    Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

    Bounty

    So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

    ...their new slogan?

    The Quicker Pecker Upper.

    Technology

    Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.

    Autocorrect

    I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.

    May he rest in pizza.

    Abortion

    I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

    Battery

    For one of the most highly regarded minds on the planet, it is a shame he could not create a longer-lasting battery.

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  • iPhone

    New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.