Charge jokes
Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.
Why do anions hate each other?
Because they can't handle the negativity!
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Bro really?
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
A white woman was caught on video using racial slurs and assaulting two black students. She was charged with "interpreting" a black police officer.
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask.
Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Guess why Stephen died?? Because his wife forgot to put him on charge at night.
I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.
How do you get your appeal for rape charges accepted? Say you were expressing your desire for a woman, which is protected under the Constitution in freedom of expression.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
A nucleus walked into a bar. He asked the bartender, “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied, “For you, NO CHARGE!”
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.