A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
So Duracell batteries do run out .
When the police caught him stealing the batteries he got immediately charged !
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off
Stephen hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
Boobs are like batteries... AA will get the job done... C is bigger than AA... D is bigger that C... ...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
what happens when a battery commits a crime? they get charged!
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if shes jealous when her phone dies.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I've lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
