Science Jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

What's black and at the top of a staircase?

Not Stephen Hawking.

Why is Earth flat?

Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

What does Stephen Hawking have for food?

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.

What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Use the roast I put of flat earth.

I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Uranus is cold.

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?

'Cause he had a screw loose!

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."