Science jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?

Nothing... she couldn't tell.

What's black and at the top of a staircase?

Not Stephen Hawking.

Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......

When you split Uranus in half, it is "ur-anus." That's why it has a butts joke. Weird.

You see, my son is very into astronomy.

Son: How do stars die?

Dad: Usually overdose, son.

I'm such an asshole to my son, my wife divorced me.

Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?

He lost his Wi-Fi connection.

Why is Earth flat?

Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

What does Stephen Hawking have for food?

Check out my YouTube Channel! (Gamer Zacoo01).

What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?

"Rust in pieces!"

Your nana gay, just like you, and you're made of atoms, nerd.

Why is the sun red today?

The sun turned red today. Here's why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.

Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.

What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?

A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.

Me: Name all the planets.

Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.

Me: Not my anus!

Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.