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Mechanical Manic

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

Cow

Anonymous

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

Dwarf

Anonymous

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Dwarf

Anonymous

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

Little Johnny

U make me barf

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

People

Who’s asking

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

Red

Puns

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

Depression

Anonymous

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Man

Boi

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Alphabet

John Doe

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Cow

Anonymous

Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

Chicken

Tom

We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it’s impeccable.

Cut

Anonymous

I wish my grass was edgy… then it would cut itself…

Cow

Lucy

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

Cow

Grass

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Ball

Anonymous

Why do midgets laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles there balls

People

RIP JUICE WRLD

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

Wrong

Tom

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: “What’s wrong?” I said “How could you tell something was wrong?” they replied “you were looking forlorn”

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