I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo. Because then it would cut itself

I wish my grass was edgy… then it would cut itself…

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

Why do midgets laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles there balls

When the grass is bloody You play in the mud…