I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D

why do dwarfs laugh when they run. the grass tickles their balls.

Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race because the grass tickles there balls

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass.

It made sour milk.

We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it’s impeccable.

I wish my grass was edgy… then it would cut itself…

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Why do midgets laugh when they run

Because the grass tickles there balls

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

Someone stole my grass today, I went to the police and they said: “What’s wrong?” I said “How could you tell something was wrong?” they replied “you were looking forlorn”