Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

A happy little girl was running on the grass, she saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space and she started crying, the two gay guys heard her crying and then they asked her: " why are you crying? ", the little girl answered: " this is the first time i see an unnatural nature " . 😂😂😂😂

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.

Why did the camle cross the road

Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass

what is green grass you tard

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.