Why do midgets laugh when they run?

Because the grass tickles their balls.

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

What do you call a cow eating grass? - A Lawn Moo-er

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)

The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. “The sky is definitely blue.” “Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black.” the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. “The grass is definitely green.” “Very good Annie, but it can also be brown.” Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. “Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?” “Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?” She questioned. “Well if they don’t have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself.”

Roses are red Grass is green I think of you sucking my peen

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? satisfying

What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener

What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?

High steaks gambling.

what is green grass you tard

Roses are red the grass is greener every time I think of you I play with my weenier

Vegans:Save the Earth Normal People:Were trying to but you guys keep eating it

When the grass is bloody You play in the mud…

When im cutting my grass want ti know what it reminds me of . My arms &legs.