Grass jokes
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run a race? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
When the grass is bloody, You play in the mud...
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Vegans: Save the Earth.
Normal People: We're trying to, but you guys keep eating it!
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Roses are red.
Grass is green.
I think of you sucking my peen.
What did the goat say?
"Let's play the grass!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Go touch some grass, bro.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
Maybe if the grass on my front lawn had depression, It would cut itself.
Grass for lash.
Did you know that soccer fields aren't made of 4 million crayons? They are actually made from grass. :)