Education jokes
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Yo momma so dumb, she failed movie day.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
Her (DYM 101).
I was to go to space camp, but then I realized I had no space to learn.
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why do Americans always win at the shooting Olympics?
Because they train at the best school.
Person A: Hey, what's the next subject?
Person B: Let me check.
Person B: It's greenglish!
Who is the smartest student in school?
The scholar.
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
Where does Santa send his children to study?
The Elf-phabets.
Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because of all its problems.
When you start sweating after filling in "C" for the third time in a row.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
Why do you need an AR-15?
So my son can use it if he's being bullied at school.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.