I did this to my x I stole her wheal chair I new she would come crawling back
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid.
Two wongs don't make a white
When a emo ask you to hang * out under a treee 🖕🖕🖕🖕
What is a orphans family tree a stump
my wife left me. please come back sarah
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
guys you know any best rape roleplay (im a guy btw)
Today sucked my freind fell of a cliff and I went to jail
I would tell you a good joke but I can’t so here is a bad one
I would tell you a joke about a teacher but she’d kill you at school
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
Igma is my balls
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time
Whats a pedafiles favorite holiday Holloween free delivery
what is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath? one is rude and nosy the other is rude and nosy