The 25+ Best Skull Jokes

Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"

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Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?

He did not have the guts!

what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans

John Lennon: What a nice view

John walked outside.

He got shot

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A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?

Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.

Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him

Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick

Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head

What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)

Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.

All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀

What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.

- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...

Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)