Why did the skeleton not rob the bank?
He did not have the guts!
Chuck Norris: "I block bullets with me beard". Abraham Lincoln: "I catch bullets with my skull"
A funny joke scenario Person 1: Why didn't he skeleton go to the dance?
Person 2: Because he had no "body" to go with.
Person 1: Because he was ugly fat and nobody liked him
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a BONE too pick
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
What do you call pasta that’s made by a skeleton a CREEPYpasta (it’s my first one lol)
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
All these jokes make me laugh to death 💀
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
- What did the skeleton say to his friend? - Actually... TIBIA honest i don't know how to complete this joke...
Boo 👻🎃💀🕷️🕸️☠️ (so scary right)
Dont you feel an empty feeling...
IN YOUR SKULL
what do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? a numb skull! -sans
John Lennon: What a nice view
John walked outside.
He got shot
:skull:
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle? Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
A skeleton decided to become an assassin He was always skull-king around
