How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Delta Jokes
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
What did Omnicron say to Delta?
"Same race, bud, different evolution."
"SIX FEET AWAY, OMNI! SIX FEET AWAY!"