Science jokes
Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
Global warming is the average of temperature on Earth.
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What does NASA stand for? Nobody Asked, Someone Answered.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
Why did the cumulonimbus not show up for work?
Because it was on strike.
What kind of fish knows math?
An anglerfish LOL