Science jokes

What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.

Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?

Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."

How does Stephen Hawking have sex?

Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!

Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?

How did Stephen Hawking die?

His power went out.

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?

Neither has he.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.

Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!

What's a zig zag and made of wood?

Stephen's coffin.

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.