Science jokes
Uranus is blue.
What was Stephen Hawking's least favorite invention? The walkie-talkie.
Stephen Hawking was in a house fire. When he got out, people called him "Hot Wheels."
Person 1: Wasn’t Stephen Hawking on X Factor?
Person 2: No, why would he be on X Factor?
Person 1: For dancing.
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Memes
Genuine question to you all
A broken pencil tried to break the laws of physics. It wasn't very sharp.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.