Science jokes
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Memes
Fine I'll soon turn this wasteland of a page into r/Admech and r/AdeptusMechanicus habitable sites by myself
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
Uranus is blue.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
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Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.