Science jokes
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?
He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Uranus is blue.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
What's a zig zag and made of wood?
Stephen's coffin.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.