Science jokes

What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

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Where does bad light end up at?

In prism.

Looks like he never charged up fully.

I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?

I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

The tap can run.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

Why did Greg go mad? Because Stephen stalked him.

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.

Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.

It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(

What was Stephen Hawking's pet?

A hawk.

The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.

We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.

What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.

Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped in gum and got stuck?

He got stuck in orbit! Hehhehe.