Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
Science Jokes
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? The Microsoft shutdown sound.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
Don't trust atoms... They make up stuff.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
It’s so sad how Stephen Hawking was just rolling too far away from the outlet. RIP :(
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Looks like he never charged up fully.
How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?
My will to live.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died was because he saw the end.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
