Technology jokes
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
Why did Stephen die so early?
He didn't use long lasting batteries.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Why can't orphans have a computer?
They don't have a home page.
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Microwave.
I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!
It's called "The Bad Batch File!"
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Ariana-Chat now!
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Google search = 3.141592…