My family is like a treasure...
You need a map and shovel to find them.
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
your hairline is like the universe still waiting to be discovered
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff...
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.