Research jokes
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
I got some from suggestions, research, etc. etc. Just to illuminate you.
NASA stands for "Nobody asks scientists anymore."
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
Cancer.
Three scientists are doing an experiment. They are trying to find out what happens when you stick a cork in an elephant's ass.
In the lab, they each look at each other and decide that they should hire a monkey to do it. The monkey sticks the cork up the elephant's ass, and the scientists wait three weeks.
The monkey pulls out the cork, and all three scientists go back and discuss what they saw.
The first one, standing one mile away, says all he could see was a wave of brown, then it all went black. The second, standing two miles away, said the same. The third, who was standing three miles away, said all he could see was the other two get consumed by a massive cloud of brown.
As a scientist, I confirm that you speak too fast. It has a speed of 1 bullshit per second.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What is a physicist's favorite food?
Fission chips.
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
I lost my job at a research facility. The people were too chill for me.