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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Hiii :3 Im a silly gal who loves Monsters n' Creatures n' silly things like that! My favorites are Godzilla (ofc), Ultraman, Gamera, and all monsters from the Monster Hunter franchise!

Registered on 12/15/2023 · 27 followers · Last active 4 days ago

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Ernie Keebler ❤ @KeeblerE.... 5/20/16 v
Got an email from the nicest Nigerian
prince. Not sure how sending 900 Fudge
Stripes will help, but OK!
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17801
Keebler
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Jacob @757cob. 5/20/16
haha what great marketing, this will make
me more likely to purchase your products
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Ernie Keebler
@KeeblerE... . 5/20/16 ▼
Aww shucks! That's great to hear, Jacob.
I think you're as great as cookies!
Jacob
@757cob
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Replying to @KeeblerElves
suck my cock ernie keebler

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

this is a real political slogan

WILL DO MY BEST BUT
I CAN'T PROMISE
ANYTHING
Ipagpatuloy Ang
Kaunlaran
Jun-Jun Sotto

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frickdun
[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the
aliens
nightcoremoon
aliens: [slide nasa $40]
nasa: Imao what aliens
candy5hark11
nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we
can finally afford some more space rocks

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Man legally changes name to
"Big Dick" so that "these niggas
will keep my name out they
mouth"
@ju
C
He taken a selfie with a security cam?
The energy surrounding this man is mythically powerful. Truly he
is one we must fear.

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joe heenan
@joeheenan
During lockdown I wrote a script &
sent it to various people.
I have just received this email from
someone at Netflix.
Never give up on your dreams
Script Inbox
D
2:01
to me
Dear Mr Heenan,
Thank you for the script, it's one of the best we
have ever read.
The writing is superb, it's tense, funny & non
stop action.
The only problem is it's the script to Die Hard.
You literally sent us the script to Die Hard &
changed the title to
Mr No Shoes and the Shooty Shooty Bang Bang
Christmas.
Never contact us again

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

Marble sculpture of a frog, Shang Dynasty
(1600-1045 B.C.). Credit & Collection:
Sotheby's.
MEME
ZAR
sean
@DilettanteryPod
obsessed with this one, instant classic

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■月山温泉民署名
HOM
dadcore420:
"no one understands me like the bees do"
"son, come home"
"I AM home"
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§terben.
@benmeetswrld
so what you're saying is.. this lil guy
runs japan..
41 Strange @41Strange 14h
This is the Japanese Emperor Caterpillar

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David Dennis Jr.
@DavidDTSS
There's a light projection of Steve Harvey
over Atlanta right now and I have no clue
why
HEME
FAR
probable ben
@limitlessjest
these are just stars lol. that's always there

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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
I DEFEATED THE NAZIS
IN HOLLAND. You have to let me go,
grandpa. It's not your fault you
inspired me to join the military.
I knew the risks when I signed
up. It was my choice.
Men shouldn't die so young.
metro

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Northern Sparrow
@NorthernSprw
Remembering that time in grad school
when my advisor, a great
ornithologist, got a random call:
drunk guy, bar noises in background:
IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR?
my advisor: um..yes?
drunk guy: DO HUMMINGBIRDS
HAVE FEET?
my advisor: ...yes
*wild cheering over phone from bar*

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homuratrash:
guy at disney: sir? stitch, a small logic defying blue alien from outer fucking
space, needs a heterosexual romance
disney ceo: okay....but we gotta know she's Female, do u understand?
....she needs long antennae..like long hair..mascara...smooth chest that
sticks out a little more because we need to be reminded that she still got
titties even tho she's a tiny fucking alien
guy at disney: should we make her pink, sir?
disney ceo: ricky you goddamn genius. here are my keys. go to my house
and fuck my wife

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Why not wear a
JACKET PROOF BULLET

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You'll never believe what happened at
this parade (it blew my mind)
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A fun way to ruin a weekend and
blow 100 bucks.
By Reid hamlin on February 3, 2018
We took this ball to the beach and after close to
2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for
about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the
wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the
beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed
everything in its path. Children screamed in
terror at the giant inflatable monster that
crushed their sand castles. Grown men were
knocked down trying to save their families. The
faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was
like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to
stop running after it because its path of injury
and destruction was going to cost us a fortune
in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen
stalking innocent families on the Florida.
panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there
is something to be said about its durability.

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ABSHACK
and under no circumstance
should you ever hit a woman.
Spank me, Kenny.
No.
I'm proud of you, son.

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THE FEARSOME GODZILLA HAS EVOLVED

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Jorking my peniys

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ketta @kettakujo.2h
one time i spent too much time on
character.ai and i was texting my boyfriend
and he said something i didn't like so i tried
swiping the message to the side to generate
a new one and then just sat there in disbelief
for a few seconds
Q6
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Stardust
@Xvstardust_
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One time I was jorking mine peniys and...
Well... Let's just say it got hard...
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This Mfer soooo greedy he does NOT need that much tail

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Salad

D
dad
Why is someone grabbing that
kitten with tongs?!
salad

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