If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
Did you know there’s black holes billions of years old? What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied We’re only 14 years old.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
why does a leaf fall faster thanan emo kid because the emo hang itself
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
