My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
yo mama is so fat she has her own personal gravity
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ππ₯ͺπ
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
Did you know thereβs black holes billions of years old? Whatβs more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied Weβre only 14 years old.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
Yo mama is so fat that when she walks, she causes earthquakes. She is so big that she has her own zip code and gravity field. She is so heavy that she needs a crane to get out of bed. She is so obese that she can't fit in any clothes, except for a circus tent. She is so large that she blocks the sun and causes eclipses.
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
