I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
What was the first sport played on the moon ? Capture the flag
