Gravity jokes
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Why is the fat man roping himself to the side of a mountain?
So he doesn't roll back down!
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
An assassin threatens a planet.
The planet remains calm.
The assassin: "Do you not realize the gravity of this situation?"
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Poop fell off the earth.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.