Gravity jokes
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
I’m reading a book about Anti-Gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.”
An emo and a leaf fall from a tree, which hits the ground first?
The leaf, because the emo got caught by the rope.
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
Because of gravity.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What is a good night's sleep?
I haven't a clue!
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.