My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
my girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!!!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
what's the biggest problem with gravity it keeps putting people down
why is Beast Boy so good at flying? Terra hasn't forgiven him
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
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Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ππ₯ͺπ
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
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What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet well then watch the lion king
