Gravity jokes
My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better!
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
My girlfriend has a huge crush on Jupiter, I mean she fell HARD!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
Why is Beast Boy so good at flying?
Terra hasn't forgiven him.
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
Fun fact: Most of the black holes in the universe are found in Africa!
What hit the floor first, the kid or the feather?
The feather.
The rope stopped the kid.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage whatsoever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof — and falls 15 stories to the ground.
Splat.
The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”