NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
Science Jokes
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Your mother is so fat that her BMI (Body Mass Index) exceeds 40, therefore classifying her as morbidly obese.
Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket!
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
