What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.