Pluto jokes
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Uranus floats around in space.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Say all the planets: Mars, Saturn, Uranus.
