Pluto

Pluto Jokes

Saturn

What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?

"Mine is meatier than yours."

Fat

You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.

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  • Planet

    Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

    Kid 2: Why?

    Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

    Mom

    Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.

    –Pluto.

    Neighbor

    My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.