Pluto jokes
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Yo mama so fat, she plays tennis with Pluto.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
