What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks? Mine is meat-eor than yours
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
YOUR so fat that you have to live on pluto so you don't destroy none of the planets
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
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Yo mama so fat she plays tenist with pluto
Dear NASA: Your mom thought I was big enough.–Pluto
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