Archaeologist

Archaeologist Jokes

Tampon

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

People

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Neighbor

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.