Archaeologist jokes

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.