Archaeologist jokes
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.