Archaeologist jokes
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
We were talking about ancient ruins last week, so I said they can ruin your day!
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.