Science jokes
How do you embarrass a female archaeologist?
Give her a used tampon and ask which period it came from.
I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C!
What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault!
Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?
Because you are looking a little bit GaY.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can't remember what that thing was?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama so fat, she classified as a whole solar system.
I traveled through time to get my dad back.
I failed because I was 1e21 years off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
What is a pedophile's favorite planet?
Uranus.
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
I apologize if those jokes didn't meet your expectations. Humor can be subjective, and different people have different tastes when it comes to jokes. I'll try my best to share a few more jokes with you:
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called bagels!
What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I hope these bring a bit more amusement. Let me know if there's anything else I can assist you with!