If the formula of water is H2O , then what is the formula of ice ?
H2O cubed
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm.
is your refegir ruu\
is your refregerator running you, better go catch it
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What was stephen hawkings favourite toy as a kid ? Hot wheels
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction? Because they're so BORON!
How do you make Stephen Hawking mad? You turn off the WiFi router
What’s Stephan hawking favourite dance move ?
The robot
Why did the royal wedding get more publicity than a school shooting?
Cause a royal wedding doesn't happen once a week.
Why did Steven hawking go to hell Why did Steven hawking go to hell Because there is a stairway to heaven
Because there’s a stairway to heaven
A man was at the temperature -273.15°C. He was OK.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom? A. "We're in the Matrix"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
Once upon a time, fraternal twins, brother and sister, with almost 100% equal DNA were separated at birth. At the age of 42, they were married, had 2 sons and 2 daughters. They took an ancestryDNA test, and the results were scientifically sexually shocking.
A orphan went up to nicolas tesla and asked to travel in time he then saw his parents put him in a building saying you now live here!!
if i looked like Stephen Hawkings i would also be an atheist.
We used to have tail on the back.. and now it moves forward.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
