Science jokes
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Dream Stans: Technoblade died too soon.
Technoblade's Dad: He was only 23 years old!
Pig's average lifespan: Only 15 – 20 years (23 years old is way above).
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
I hope Stephen Hawking's an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-cart.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
What did the dinosaur say to the man?
It didn’t, they're dead.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
What is an astronaut's favorite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.