Astronaut's Candy

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What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?

Mars bars.

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playin' on words, see? Astronauts are in space, and Mars is a planet in space, and "Mars" is also the name of a candy bar. So, instead of just eatin' normal candy, they're eatin' candy that reminds them of where they are. Now go back to watchin' TV, you simpleton.

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