Solar Eclipse jokes

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”

No sun.

Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"

Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...

There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair?

Eclipses it!