how does steven hawking go to the toilet? he logs out
Why did Steven Hawkins die?
Because he got a virus.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
uranus is a gas giant
People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
(A scientist time travels into the year 2024) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Scientist: So, what happened with the storming of Area 51?
Pedestrian: Oh, you mean The 51 Massacre?
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water? 199, because, the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real). Get? https://youtu.be/XZQOjp0i35A?t=333
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)
'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)
Why was Stephen hawking always bullied? Because he couldn’t stand up for himself
what was the one test steven hawking couldnt pass? the beep test
what do you call bald science teacher
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Why was Stephen hawking late to the NASA meeting He couldn't get up the kerb
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
