The only thing flat earthers have to fear...
... is a sphere itself.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Stephen was a mad role model. He never taught me to stand up for myself.
Yo mama so fat, when she farts, it's counted as a new gas element.
Me to bully: You are so fat that when the satellite took the picture, you were considered as an island.
Bully: (Speechless)
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Your chest is flatter than pre-Aristotle's concept of Earth.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal? His left shoulder.
What kind of air does Ariana breathe?
Helium?
