Science

Science Jokes

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🀣

Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!

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It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, β€œWhite lives matter more!”

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.