What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?
Steven Hawking after a house fire.
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLπ€£
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
XD RawR woof woof bark bark UwU meowwwww ROFL LMAO LOLOLOOLOLOL KEKW KEKW PEPELASUGH
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
Why donβt scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.