Matchew

What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"

Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yo mama so fat, she was the asteroid that killed the dinos.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.

Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.

Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!