A piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner.
"Oh, Bunsen, my flame," the sodium swooned. "I melt whenever I see you!"
The Bunsen burner replied, "Calm down. It's just a phase you're going through."
Science Jokes
A photon is checking into a hotel.
The bellhop asks him, "Do you have any luggage?"
The photon replies, "Nope, I'm traveling light."
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
A Biologist, a Chemist, and a Statistician are out hunting.
The biologist shoots at a deer and misses five feet to the left.
The chemist shoots at the same deer and misses five feet to the right.
The statistician shouts, "We got him!"
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?
He can’t walkie or talkie.
If you're reading this, you are Nickel and Gallium......
Ni- ........*something else in between the two halves*................Ga
YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity, it's impossible to PUT DOWN!
Fat person: "Hey, what's up?"
Friend: "Your blood pressure!"
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
Why don't you fight a dinosaur?
You'll get jurasskicked.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
MC Squared.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Long time since I made a joke, huh? I used a Time Machine to make this one.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
