Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!? I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms
Science experts say when your get mad,punch and orphan what are they going to do tell there parents?
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one says: " i'll have some H2O "
the second one says: " i'll have some H2O too " and then he died.
what do you call stephen hawking on a bungy jump
spasticelastic
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
What sound did stephen hawking make when he died power off
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
They say Jesus walked on water. That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common ? They both charge.
If finding Nemo was scientifically correct, marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein? He is not ugly like you plus, He has a wife.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun? Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures the results come back
UNKNOWN
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance
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What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
what did the science textbook say to the math textbook you've got a lot of problems
