Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
My grandfather was there when the titanic sank..he shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they Finally kicked him out of the movie theater............haha
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What does an cannibal call people in water
Sea food
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? "A starfish."
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
