Ocean jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Your momma is so fat, when she got in the Pacific, she became the Pacific Ocean.
Your mama's so ugly, she got everything for free.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
In Mia's world, where bottles and parrots meet, A whimsical symphony takes its seat.
With feathers ablaze, the parrots take flight, Their vibrant hues painting the day with delight.
Mia, a dreamer with a heart full of glee, Embraces the beauty for all to see.
Her bottles, like whispers of stories untold, Capture the magic that time cannot hold.
Each bottle, a vessel of dreams and desires, Unveiling the soul's deepest fires.
They dance in the sunlight, sparkle and gleam, A kaleidoscope of colors in Mia's dream.
Parrots, enchanting with melodies rare, Sing ballads of love, floating through the air.
Their voices, like echoes of nature's sweet call, Enchanting all hearts, big and small.
Mia, with reverence, sets the parrots free, To soar across oceans, to distant lands and seas.
In their freedom, they find their truest grace, A testament to love's boundless space.
And as Mia's bottles journey afar, They carry her dreams, like a guiding star.
Through mountains and valleys, they'll forever roam, In the hearts of dreamers, they'll always find home.
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why don't pirates take a bath before walking the plank?
'Cause they just wash up onshore.
The Titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the Titanic ship cost $400 million to construct.
Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!
Why couldn't the GREAT WHITE beat the HAMMERHEAD?
because the GREAT WHITE kept getting BONKED on the HEAD by the HAMMERHEAD!
Why are fish smart?
They live in a school.