Ocean jokes
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
I went on holiday to the coast the other day, and I saw a shark.
I was alright, but I don't think my feet were.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
Mr. Nobody: Water you thinkin's happenin', Ol' Mr. Atlantic?
Mr. Atlantic: Something Smells Fishy...
Mr. Nobody: Well, duh, you idiot! You're an Ocean!
Mr. Atlantic: WTH!?!?????
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water.
But after jumping in the ocean, it's 100%, just like my depression.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂
Beach whales.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"