Puns

A random skeleton

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Puns

amypetnamedsteve

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Puns

Kenny E

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

Puns

Anonymous

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Orange

Anonymous

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

Man

BigDickBobby

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been fucked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE FUCKED!”

Shower

Someone

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

Depression

Anonymous

Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

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Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

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Anonymous

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved

Puns

Anonymous

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

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OCEAN

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

Cliff

Lemmings

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Sea

Jacko

Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

Lie

Anonymous

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? – A nervous wreck.

Friend

Jokes

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

Time

Anonymous

Say ocean 5 times and you say oh shit

Octopus

Anonymous

Why did the octopus blush?

He saw the bottom of the ocean.

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