How do you clean the ocean? With tide
Why didn't the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
*Titanic was sinking. Passenger: How far are we from land? Captain: Two miles. Passenger: Which direction? Captain: Down.
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Q: What did the Ice berg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
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why r vaginas and the Mariana trench similar lots of seamen goes missing there
What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors fault like this: Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: yeah? Sailor 1: you see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: yeah. Sailor 1: you know what would be pretty funny
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Why can't blind people eat fish?
Because it's sea food.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
A sea plus.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
a blond, a red head, and brunette, were stuck on an island, and the closest populated island was 100km away, so in turn they try to swim to the island, the brunette swims 10 km then drowns, the red head swims 30 km then drowns, the blond swims 50 km then gets tired so she swims back.
If you were on the titanic and you didn’t leave the ship what would you do? Just let that sink in
