Ocean jokes
Your momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the ocean.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What were the clownfish doing behind the coral?
Unspeakable things.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it. Oh no, we'll have to go through it!"