Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

YOUR MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE ASKED FOR A WATER BED THEY PUT A BLAKET OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A star fish

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says “What’s wrong, now?” The woman says “I’ve never been kissed before.” So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says “Oh, for Christ’s sake! What’s wrong, this time?!” The woman says “Well, I’ve never been fucked before.” So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells “YOU’RE FUCKED!”

i had a dream about the whole ocean was filled with orange soda

turns out it was a fanta sea

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Scientists say I’m made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly??? It waves

What did the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, it just waved

Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?

I heard it was because of pier pressure.

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE

What did the into the ocean say to the Atlantic ocean amwer nothing they just waved

Why didn’t the boy want to read 2000 leagues under the sea? It was too much pressure.

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? – A nervous wreck.