Apple vs. Kid

  • A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?

    The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.

  • 2
  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Hey, dummy! The apple hits the ground first because the kid is hangin' from a tree by a rope! I bet you also think the Earth is flat and that the government isn't spying on you through your microwave. Sheesh, some people.

    Categories

  • Comments (1)

  • Probably hung themselves

    Glutinous Tur

    Related jokes