A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Apple vs. Kid
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, dummy! The apple hits the ground first because the kid is hangin' from a tree by a rope! I bet you also think the Earth is flat and that the government isn't spying on you through your microwave. Sheesh, some people.
Wade
Probably hung themselves