i gave the blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
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what's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? cancer
me to my friend: i only date suicidal girls my friend: why?? me: because that pussy is limited edition
this video is it's own joke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
A woman goes into labour, The doctor is holding the baby and says he has good news and bad news, the woman asks for the bad news and the doctor says that he is ginger, the woman is horrified then asks what the good news is, the doctor says that he's fucking dead
Why should China be a baseball team? Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat
yesterday i saw a "womans rights" book in the library so i put it in the fiction section and got kicked out
Genders are like the twin towers, there used to be two but now it's just a sensitive subject