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Mr. Dark Joke

I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Blonde

Anonymous

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

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Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

Son

no one

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

High

dev

My Brother’s addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high

Depression

PinkPanda

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Roast

Cassidee

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

High

Im not a robot

Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School

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Uncle Jokes

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

Play

Anonymous

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let’s play another game GUNSHOT Ig i won! Jace:SCREAMS IN PAIN Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

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Bill Nye The Nazi Spy

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

Prison

Anonymous

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

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Puns

kid22222222222

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school

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Grandpa

I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

High

NOTHING

Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school

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Anonymous

I remember my grandads last words. “Are you still holding the ladder.”

Zebra

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I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

High

Anonymous

why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes

Reach

Anonymous

your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime

Bus

Yuh

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

  • A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
  • he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
  • “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
  • only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…
  • lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life