Ladder jokes
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
How many people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Three. The first holds the ladder, the second one holds the lightbulb, and the third one spins the ladder.
Ah yes Google vs Bing
My uncle died from falling off a ladder and landing on his head (true story).
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put my uncle together again.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
You’re so short, you must need a ladder to reach your advice and dreams.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
I still remember my grandpa's last words.
"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"
My wife is so fat.
She asked me to get on top; I had to get a step ladder. When I got up there, my ears popped, and the air was so thin. I had to have two Sherpas drag me off the mountain.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why does Trump build a wall?
There’s such a thing as a ladder.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
I never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died: "Can you stop shaking the ladder, please?"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.