I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? - Because she heard the drinks were on the house.

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words: Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!

My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"

My Brother’s addicted to buying ladders, he loves to get high

I only remember my fathers last words before he died. He said, “Are you still holding the ladder?”

I was crying at school and telling my friends that my grandpa died. Then I told them I still remember his last words, they wanted to hear them. They are: you still holding the ladder

Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School

I will always remember my grandpa’s last words. SHIT, THE LADDER IS FALLING!

Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let’s play another game GUNSHOT Ig i won! Jace:SCREAMS IN PAIN Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!

I’ll Never Forget My Grandfathers Last Words “STOP SHAKING THE LADDER YOU LITTLE CUNT!”

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and i thought, huh, that’s a little con-descending

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school? so he could get into high school

I still remember my grandpas last words stop wobbling the ladder you cunt

Why did the girl bring the Ladder to school because she wanted to go to high school

I remember my grandads last words. “Are you still holding the ladder.”

I still remember my granddads last words,

“Are you still holding the ladder?”

why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes

your so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime

1.) What’s Yellow And Can’t Swim?

• A Bus Full Of Children 2.) Did you hear bout the pilsbury dough boy?
• he died of a yeast infection 3.) I will never forget my grandads last words…
• “you’re still holding the ladder right?” 4.) I have a fish that can breakdance…
• only for 20 seconds though, and only once 5.) give a man a match and he will be warm for a few hours…
• lite a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life