Teen

Teen Jokes

Kid

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner, so he says "fruit ninja" with his wrists.

Memes

Abortion

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?

They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”

Emo kid

Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.

Emo

How do you win an argument against an emo?

Kick the chair!

Baby

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Mailman

Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

Pregnancy

What does a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus have in common? They're both thinking; "Oh sh*t, my mom's gonna kill me!"

Emo kid

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.

You’re not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

Abortion

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."