Teen jokes
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
How are an emo kid and a hanging child the same?
Depends on who's hanging.
What game do emo kids hate the most?
Life.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry xdddd.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.