The 30+ Best Teen Jokes

I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.

What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.

What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”

What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?

They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"

2 boys came home for dinner late and their mother asked, "where have you boys been?" 1 of them replied with, "we were all over the neighborhood, we're mail men now." Their snobby teen sister said, "well your not real mail men, real mail men use real letters." Then 1 of the boys said, "actually we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?

They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"

what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?

Niagra falls

What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.

pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me

What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"

What do you call a group of depressed teens ? ............. Suicide Squad .......

What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.

A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".

The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.

Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)

-Dark_Humor

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Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens

why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.

Mom says : I will go kill myself Me : *stays quite cuz knows better than to talk* *also me internally eyerolls* Some time later me fighting with my mom Me to my mom : OH YEA THAN KILL ME Mom : What the hell did you just say I don't want to hear it from u again Lesson? SO ITS OK FOR ADULTS TO SAY I'LL KILL MYSELF BUT NOT TEENS/KIDS!?!?!

There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbells tables but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up. The manager then walked over to him, and asked "You're hogging the dumbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.