I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common?
They both say, “My mom's gonna kill me!”
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
What does an emo do on Halloween? They hang like a decoration.
What do you call a group of depressed teens ? ............. Suicide Squad .......
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
