Teen jokes
What happened when the emo kid gave the tree a high five? It left him hanging.
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call a teen wizard who just went through puberty?
Hairy Potter.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
Hello! I'm Taylor, and this is my life story with me and my ex girl. So when I was little, I met this girl. Her name was Leah. We were besties for a while until I turned 13. Then I asked if she wanted to date me. She said yes!
But one day, in the middle of school, she was talking to another man!!!!!!! AND THEY HUGGED AND KISSED EACH OTHER ON THE CHEEK!!!!!! Then, she told me she hated me. I was so upset!!!!!!!! Whatever you do, don't follow the ugly rat!!!!!!!!! <3
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
The emo kid tried to give the tree a high five, but the tree left him hanging.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?
The rope.
What are emo kids' least favorite lollies?
Life Savers.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!