What do you call a high school student? Alone and depressed.
What does a pregnant teen and an aborted child have in common They both say “my moms gonna kill me”
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think "Mom's probably going to kill me"
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
why did ur emo mom get u? to have someone to hang out with.
Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe? Because this teen just started her period!
My friend got arrested for shooting an unarmed black teen
He was charged for impersonating a police officer.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."
What’s the similarities between an American teen and a old Muslim man? They both choose who they want.
I wanted to solve Teen Suicide, so I shot up a Middle School.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
What does Kurt Cobain and emo kid have in common ? They both smell like "Teen Spirit"
So this women had a job she wanted to hang out with her boyfriend the she lied about having corona virus then she got out of work then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend then she said i lied now we can you no water sigh lick sigh then her boss texted Ew and YOUR FIRED. one more story one day this teen named alexis got kicked out of a house then went to live with her bf then she got pregnant posted it all on social media
What do you call a group of depressed teens ? ............. Suicide Squad .......
What did trump say to Epstein, I like my tea like I like my teens warm, sweet and freshly made.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because he’s used to being in the teens
